the best of the worst

I think this Santa picture (read: FAIL) could win the award for The Best Worst Santa Picture EVAH. What do you think?

I think the arms really add the most dramatic effect.

Ellen has a part of her show called Bad Paid For Photos. Do you think Ellen would show it in her fabulous hour of much needed break from Kai-Lan, mommy entertainment*? Because I think she should.

If only you could see that his shirt says "I'm Santa's Favorite".

Because obviously.


*I most certainly DO NOT let my kid watch endless hours of Ni-Hao, Kai-Lan, a show about a little Chinese girl who has no parents, a grandfather who is sometimes nearby, who talks and sings with jungle animals and a monkey that plays the turn tables. Nope, I most certainly do not.

And I most certainly didn't laugh my ass off when I saw what the picture lady caught on camera. What kind of mother do you think I am?